Letter to the Asshole who Broke my Friends Heart

Why Hello Mr. I-didn't-have-the-balls-to-break-up-with-my-girlfriend-so-I-screwed-someone-else. I hope you have a nice life with that new, fat, ugly, bitch of a girlfriend. I hope you love her too (like you ever loved her), and I hope you decide that you'd like to marry her as well (good luck finding that engagement ring you bought for $200 for my friend).

You're an asshole. Treat her like shit for the past couple months, pulling her along. All she ever wanted was to make you happy, and you threw her sunshine and rainbows back her face, replaced with lighting storms and hail. You make me sick. When she called to come over the LEAST you could have done was say "Listen, I have a girl over here, and I think we have something, I don't think we're going to work out..." Instead, you lied, then when we came over, you said "are you spying on me?". Did we have a reason not to? Nope. Then when she found out, you laughed, and said "Oh, did you think I thought you wern't going to find out?". I really hope, for your sake that you were trying to hide it, and if that was your way of trying to get HER to break up with you, I hope someone comes up to your and rips off your manlihood, you don't deserve it anyways.

Have a really, really, nice life, I wish they keep you in the army, and make you work like a slave the rest of your life.
With all the anger in the world,
Cassy.

P.S. - if you have anything to say to me, be prepared, I have an endless amount of things to say to you.